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~kingBoni:iconkingBoni:

it is good to be the King.  

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  • Deviant since Jul 2, 2007, 9:56 AM
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  • Current Age: 19
  • Current Residence: Nowhere
  • Favourite movie: The Matrix
  • Favourite band or musician: NIN
  • Personal Quote: "I'd rather be a hammer than a nail."

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~kingBoni:iconkingBoni: Oct 3, 2007, 5:29:29 PM
A M.A. in English or Creative Writing, I believe. Everything is possible.

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you can try but you'll never understand.
~Lebobidabob:iconLebobidabob: Oct 1, 2007, 5:20:53 PM
WhatAreYouLooking4?

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Never grow up. Never grow old.
~kingBoni:iconkingBoni: Sep 2, 2007, 9:17:45 PM
It's time... for Revenge.

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you can try but you'll never understand.
~GillianSeed:iconGillianSeed: Aug 31, 2007, 8:17:29 PM
DOES THIS MEAN!?

*epic music plays as camera pans closer*

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WHERES MY WIFE? DAMN KIDS!!!

-Nick Nolte "Batman 77"
~kingBoni:iconkingBoni: Aug 31, 2007, 7:14:29 PM
So I have dreamed. My friend, this is a new beginning. I understand that I usually say these things as moral boosters, some minute trickery. But this time my cards have been spent, the die is cast.

It isn't over...

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you can try but you'll never understand.
~GillianSeed:iconGillianSeed: Aug 23, 2007, 1:22:26 AM Mood: Love
BEHOLD.

THE DAVID BONI CHRONICLES

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WHERES MY WIFE? DAMN KIDS!!!

-Nick Nolte "Batman 77"
~Nehemiah:iconNehemiah: Aug 21, 2007, 9:58:07 PM
Believe me, I'm glad I found this account. Looking forward to seeing more of your writing and, might I say, rather impressive digital art.

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Every year, 15 people are killed by testing 9-volt batteries on their tongues. WILL YOU JOIN THEIR ELITE RANKS?
~kingBoni:iconkingBoni: Jul 27, 2007, 8:24:23 PM
Dammit! I miss you too. I shall acquire Trillian. And conquer all virginity.

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you can try but you'll never understand.
~GillianSeed:iconGillianSeed: Jul 26, 2007, 6:27:17 PM
GET MSN OR TRILLIAN AGAIN DAMNIT!!! AIM DON'T WORK ON MY SHIT NO MORE!!! I MISS YA!!!

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WHERES MY WIFE? DAMN KIDS!!!

-Nick Nolte "Batman 77"
~kingBoni:iconkingBoni: Jul 26, 2007, 11:03:38 AM
Holy crap! I was thinking the same. I need to find it!! YES!

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you can try but you'll never understand.
~GillianSeed:iconGillianSeed: Jul 26, 2007, 2:00:27 AM Mood: Love
I NEED THAT PIC OF YOU HOLDING THE CHILD IN THE FURRY COSTUME AND THE CRYING.

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WHERES MY WIFE? DAMN KIDS!!!

-Nick Nolte "Batman 77"
~GillianSeed:iconGillianSeed: Jul 2, 2007, 11:32:53 PM Mood: Anger
IS THIS ANOTHER COMING?

THEY'VE FIRED ME

FROZEN MY BANK ACCOUNT

ERASED MY IDENTITY!!!!

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WHERES MY WIFE? DAMN KIDS!!!

-Nick Nolte "Batman 77"
~kingBoni:iconkingBoni: Jul 2, 2007, 9:57:16 AM
Yes, yes... Welcome and all of that.